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    Mount & Blade One last look at it, i'll see you all in Bannerlord

    March 18, 2020

    Mount & Blade One last look at it, i'll see you all in Bannerlord

    One last look at it, i'll see you all in Bannerlord

    Posted: 18 Mar 2020 08:05 AM PDT

    A chance for Bannerlord, harbinger of butter, to show its quality.

    Posted: 18 Mar 2020 01:27 AM PDT

    Encyclopaedia of Calradic phallic sizes

    Posted: 18 Mar 2020 05:07 AM PDT

    The following is the result of many years of long, hard research. I have travelled over all Calradia to study the penis sizes of its inhabitants for the betterment of all mankind and it is in that spirit that I come before you today to reveal my research to the world.

    The Nords

    The Nords have the biggest dongers in all Calradia, averaging 8 inches. However, they are so hairy that it can, in extreme cases, become impossible to see them. Sometimes a well endowed Nordic man of 10 inches only has the very tip of the object visible due to the massive amount of pubes.

    Vaegirs

    The Vaegir race have an average penis size - 5 to 6 inches. Due to the cold, however, their wangs often retreat fully into their bodies, making it impossible to tell man from wife.

    Swadians

    The Swadian may, in his natural state, have a massive schlangalang. This is impossible to scientifically verify due to the truly staggering amounts of fat deposited around the nether regions of every known inhabitant of the Swadian Kingdom, meaning that no Swadian male has ever actually seen his penis. This is believed to be due to the amounts of butter consumed by the citizens.

    Rhodoks

    Due to countless generations of disgusting monkey inbreeding, all Rhodoks (including the females) have two (2) wangers. Combined size is estimated to be 0.02 picometers.

    Khergits

    Earlier in this work it was said that the Nords have the largest winkies of all the human (and subhuman, in the cast of the Rhodok subspecies) races of Calradia. The phallic proportions of the Khergit stock did, in the preliminary stages of this magdong opus, cast some aspersions on this theory, with the average Khergit sticky stick being in excess of 15 inches. However, DNA testing performed upon the Khergoid phallus has revealed that the genetic makeup of the Khergit wizzler is 100% that of a member of the species equus ferus caballus - the common horse. The mechanism for this is as yet unknown.

    Sarranids

    The Sarranid race have entirely unremarkable and boring penic structures, being an entirely unremarkable and boring people.

    Thank you for your time.

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    Advanced swadian tactics

    Posted: 17 Mar 2020 05:33 PM PDT

    2 birds, 1 stone

    Posted: 18 Mar 2020 03:18 AM PDT

    First siege as Marshal in my campaign: Conquered Narra.

    Posted: 17 Mar 2020 09:10 PM PDT

    All those "Survive" memes were fun and games before, weren't they?

    Posted: 17 Mar 2020 10:10 PM PDT

    Napoleonic warfare with bannerlord engine.

    Posted: 18 Mar 2020 05:25 AM PDT

    I know this is too soon, but I can't wait until modders get their hands on this game and make a Napoleonic version of it.

    Bannerlord engine allow tight formations and many troops on the battlefield with delegated controls that allow you to move any unit to any location you want. This is pretty much a perfect goldmine for any musket fans out there who want the perfect game set in napoleonic warfare era.

    Just imagine it, moving a formation of grenadiers forward to engage their regular line infantry, and then ordering a bayonet charge while you move the rest of your infantry of the line up to engage theirs. The whole battlefield is riddle with smoke and crackles of percussion caps. Misfires, drums, Fife and trumpets fill the atmosphere. Then all of the sudden you hear the sound of retreat from your very own grenadiers and is forced to send in the old guards. Will your old guard hold the bridge? Or will they break under the confidently marching Prussians who never seem to waver?

    submitted by /u/Theoldage2147
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    Just saw my old review on steam for this game(2015). Truly brought a tear to my eye

    Posted: 17 Mar 2020 03:30 PM PDT

    Definitely not a Sketch 14: Raise your banner in less than 2 weeks

    Posted: 18 Mar 2020 09:36 AM PDT

    Someone hacked together a look at what the flag editor will look like in Bannerlord using discarded code or something. Anyway take a look

    Posted: 17 Mar 2020 05:54 PM PDT

    111 players searching, not bad

    Posted: 18 Mar 2020 10:02 AM PDT

    Forgive me, m'lord

    Posted: 18 Mar 2020 02:22 AM PDT

    Mod / Feature request - Stick to the walls

    Posted: 18 Mar 2020 09:26 AM PDT

    Mod / Feature request - Stick to the walls

    Something I have seen a lot on youtube is that the AI is not really using the walls/defensive walls.

    If you order your troops to "take cover" behing a wooden defence-wall or on top of the wall in a siege, there should be some kind of "stick to the wall".
    Just like in Total War games if you locate a range-troop on top of the wall, the troop itself will relocate itself along sides of the wall to maximize defence potential/cover.

    https://preview.redd.it/b59ovoc7jgn41.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=0abebadcc3db0b8d3aa5b475cc23f883abde95bf

    submitted by /u/Gustafssonz
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    An earthquake hit my State....

    Posted: 18 Mar 2020 09:52 AM PDT

    If I die before I get to bannerlord I will be pissed... My state is overdue for an 8.0 Earthquake my State is shut down, this is crazy

    submitted by /u/TOC1776
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    SIEGE TEST 17:30 GMT

    Posted: 18 Mar 2020 09:42 AM PDT

    If you guys have access to the beta get online at the above time for a SIEGE TEST!!!

    submitted by /u/mrluketee
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    Why Alamar gotta do me like that : (

    Posted: 17 Mar 2020 02:14 PM PDT

    I wish Bannerlord would release during this Coronavirus scare to help with our anxiety

    Posted: 18 Mar 2020 08:58 AM PDT

    I think it would do a lot of good for a lot of people stuck at home who are worrying about everything caused by the Coronavirus. Large amounts of people are stuck panicking how they are going to make money and pay their bills if they worked somewhere that was closed down/hourly workers/can't work from home, if their loved ones are going to get sick and die, grocery stores getting completely cleaned out of items, etc...

    Getting lost in our own anxiety has been pretty terrible lately.

    submitted by /u/MagicManBill99
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    Suggestion for Butterlord: Mounted infantry

    Posted: 18 Mar 2020 06:03 AM PDT

    Now, I know you will say, "wait, isn't cavalry TECHNICALLY mounted infantry?" I did some reading on famous medieval units, such as the Pavise Crossbowmen of the Italuan city-states and I found out that the more affluent soldiers could afford to ride a horse wherever they were needed instead of marching like a pleb. He would then dismount and function as a normal archer infantryman until the order was given to mount up and relocate.

    What I'm suggesting is to allow the player to recruit mercenary units that come with a weak and unarmoured mount. You could use them like modern motorised infantry, quickly flanking the enemy and showering them with arrows from the flank. Additionally, mounted melee infantry could function as highly mobile shock troops - flanking the enemy and butchering them. You would be discouraged to use them as cavalry owing to their weak ponies and small horses.

    I know mounted infantry is a bit niche and finicky, but I think that Butterlord makes controlling your units much easier than Warband. I would love to tinker and experiment with 'unorthodox' tactics.

    Thoughts?

    submitted by /u/CountDracula2604
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    Mount & Blade: Warband Retrospective - NeverKnowsBest

    Posted: 17 Mar 2020 07:53 PM PDT

    Pure terror

    Posted: 17 Mar 2020 04:17 PM PDT
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