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    April 28, 2020

    Mount & Blade Fucking Rhagaea simps

    Fucking Rhagaea simps

    Posted: 28 Apr 2020 12:58 AM PDT

    PEACE WILL NEVER COME TO CALRADIA!

    Posted: 28 Apr 2020 06:41 AM PDT

    I'M THE EMPRESS NOW (Low tier trash meme)

    Posted: 28 Apr 2020 05:48 AM PDT

    Uhh how exactly did the imperials make these walls?

    Posted: 27 Apr 2020 04:36 PM PDT

    I can't wait for someone to make a Crusade Era Mod. Deus Vult Brothers!

    Posted: 28 Apr 2020 06:47 AM PDT

    MB2: Banditlord

    Posted: 28 Apr 2020 03:35 AM PDT

    >be me

    >malnourished, inbred peasant farmer with leprosy

    >spend most days tending to my crops

    >one day a lord comes and razes my village

    >can't even remember who we're supposed to be fighting because the king starts a new war every other week

    >barely escape in to the nearby forest

    >decide to become a looter

    >arm muscles instantly quadruple in size

    >able to throw 200mph fastball rocks

    >gain the eye-hand coordination of Ares himself

    >some wannabe manhunter and his imperial recruits try to apprehend me

    >easily dispatch his men and horse from 300 metres out some pebbles

    >parry his battleaxe swing with my butter knife

    >kill him and take his gear

    >decide to become a full time bandit

    >set up a hideout in the mountains with some other guys, constantly rob 30 men caravans passing by

    >the local lord eventually decides hes had enough of my shit

    >ambushes us at night

    >only brings a handful of troops despite having twice our numbers

    >his knights didn't even bring their horses

    >manages to kill most of my men

    >corners the remainder of us

    >oh god oh fuck this is the end

    >panic and ask him to duel me one on one

    >this idiot actually accepts lmao

    >bury my axe in his skull before he can finish his sentence

    >his loyal and well trained army immediately turns around and leaves despite still outnumbering us

    >a few months later

    >decide to visit a nearby village to brutalise the elder and steal his daughter

    >only ask 2 of my men to accompany since this should be quick

    >accidentally stumble upon an army

    >its lead by the legendary general, Garios himself

    >he sends his 1200 men to fight instead of leading them himself

    >with my dying breath, I manage to single-handedly kill 30 legionaries, 50 palatine guards and 90 elite cataphracts while wounding 300 others

    mfw

    submitted by /u/Woajak
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    I BEEN BEHEADING VALANDIANS LEFT AND RIGHT. JUST FOR F***ING FARQUAD OVER HERE TO LEAD THEM

    Posted: 27 Apr 2020 05:32 PM PDT

    Haha no need for armor. Gotta show them grains.

    Posted: 27 Apr 2020 08:27 PM PDT

    Bannerlord speech checks, where percentages are made up and save scumming is recommended

    Posted: 27 Apr 2020 12:50 PM PDT

    Its been a long journey

    Posted: 27 Apr 2020 06:39 PM PDT

    I just noticed some of the absolute units that attend that parlay.

    Posted: 28 Apr 2020 01:27 AM PDT

    This really sold to me that I was playing bannerlord I’m in love rn

    Posted: 27 Apr 2020 05:32 PM PDT

    When you are not wearing a condom

    Posted: 27 Apr 2020 01:27 PM PDT

    Bannerlord to KitchenLord

    Posted: 28 Apr 2020 03:36 AM PDT

    Bannerlord John Wick Edition

    Posted: 28 Apr 2020 05:19 AM PDT

    Warriorrrs... Come out and plaaaay-ayyyy!

    Posted: 27 Apr 2020 05:40 PM PDT

    Did bannerlord get rid of procedurally generated battlefields

    Posted: 28 Apr 2020 07:29 AM PDT

    The battlefields are always the same in this game which makes the field battles a little repetitive.

    I know in warband the battlefields could be weird sometimes, especially with the hilly portion of the map but it wasn't repetitive.

    submitted by /u/Xnuttzy
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    I made this in Picsart after playing Warband on PS4 for five hours straight

    Posted: 28 Apr 2020 06:51 AM PDT

    King Derthert doodlerino

    Posted: 28 Apr 2020 06:05 AM PDT

    my face every time I'm reading BETA Patch notes seeing all the exploits fixed

    Posted: 27 Apr 2020 08:57 AM PDT

    What happens when you reduce a faction to 1 city

    Posted: 28 Apr 2020 01:05 AM PDT

    How to convince lords to join your faction and stay

    Posted: 28 Apr 2020 06:39 AM PDT

    Whenever I ask a lord to join my faction they usually want around 20 million denars to join me. I managed to find one lord who joined for free, but then he left about 5 minutes later after I declared war on another faction. What exactly determines whether they will join for a reasonable price, and whether they will leave?

    submitted by /u/Szmonhfu
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